Another 87F scorcher here in Holland today. And woe unto you if you haven’t worked on your Holland tan.

Yesterday I sat in this exact same spot in the park, and there was a group of older people painting this unusual tree. Today? There’s mostly-naked Dutch girls sunbathing. The (crappy) picture doesn’t even begin to convey the weirdness; the Noorderplantsoen’s pretty big so people are able to spread out everywhere to most effectively cancer-fy themselves.
Weirder still? They’ve been doing this since March, when it was like 52F.
Weirdest? None of them are tan yet. Dude, you can’t get tan in Holland.
I’m assuming, given the fact that I got (harmlessly) creeped on (and was left alone once I dropped the H-bomb–”husband”) in this same park the other day, that the sunbathing is simply another kind of markt. This one’s the undergrad meat markt, though, because these undergrads just lack a Presidential courtyard to do it in.
I’ll stay in the shade, thanks.